Revolutionary Re-Education

The State Has Reviewed Your Dopamine Menu and Has Some Extremely Efficient Substitutions

You spent three weeks curating a personalized list of wholesome, nervous-system-regulating activities to replace your phone addiction. The State spent forty-five minutes replacing your list with something more productive. This is a document about what happened next.

Jul 5, 2026

From 'Seize the Means' to 'Please, Not the Means': A Comrade's Emotional Collapse in Ten Acts

You spent three years perfecting your hammer-and-sickle latte art and memorizing Rosa Luxemburg quotes. Nobody told you the revolution would smell like sulfur and require steel-toed boots. Earl 'Red' Hutchins charts the harrowing psychological disintegration of the ideologically pure the moment someone hands them a pickaxe.

Mar 11, 2026